The Now-Infamous Baltimore Story

This is a story that happened way back in my high school days, circa 1990 or so. I had just gotten my license, and, like many before me, and many since, rounded up some friends for a night on the town which eventually would lead us into Baltimore. The events which transpired have become legendary (in our minds, anyway), and thanks to the expert writing skills of Matt, they have been preserved for posterity, and so that everyone can laugh at how stupid we were in our late teens. Some of the locations have changed since then, but let me assure you: this story is wholly true.

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