Matt's WTF Link O' The Day (More Or Less)

Because Truth Is Always Stranger Than Fiction





The economy's in the hole! We're about $300 billion dollars in debt! The war is costing billions upon billions even more! How can we show our support for our troops? By cutting their benefits by $400 million! 4/04/03

There's a war on! The Iraqis are all evil! Expressing your opinion is un-American! Welcome to the 1950s! 4/07/03

Show your patriotism! Buy an H2! Get 8 MPG and validate the war effort! 4/08/03 [note: you may have to sign up to the NY Times Online to read this article. But they don't bother you with spam, and it's good forever.]

The Iraqis are evil becuase they use chemical weapons. How will we defeat them? By using chemical weapons, of course. 4/09/03

This is from Bart, because Matt's system is down ... the system is down ... the system is down ... 4/10/03

Thanks for the save, Bart!


If you like movies about baseball, then the terrorists have won. 4/11/03

I have no idea how to even describe this one... 4/12/03

I myself would have blamed the guy who stabbed my brother, but that's just me. 4/13/03

Because Rent-A-Cops are so effective over here... 4/15/03

No pain, no gain 4/16/03

I'm surprised no one's grabbed "nucular" yet 4/17/03

RUNNER-UP

This was the only person baseball players/coaches/umps had to worry about running onto the field: those were the days.

1) Why would anyone want to spend time with Jose Canseco, let alone pay to spend time with Jose Canseco?!?! 2) Jose Canseco has a website?!?! 4/18/03

I'm sorry, I just had to include this one... 4/19/03

I REALLY have no idea what to say about this one... 4/20/03

A guy on a motorcycle jumping over things is more exciting than a deaf, dumb, and blind kid who sure plays a mean pinball 4/21/03

As if I needed another reason to hate Floriduh... 4/22/03

For the "You Gotta be Shittin' Me" file 4/22/03

So they're saying it's their clothes and not their politics that pissed people off??? 4/24/03

Thank god we've solved the disabled goldfish problem in this country 4/25/03

If you're Terence Trent D'Arby, is it really a good idea to change your name prior to your first US tour since 1995, and a really, really long time since anyone actually cared about you? 4/26/03

The recording industry is about to sue a couple of billion people around the world 4/27/03

Farts are always funny, even when they come from termites 4/28/03


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