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Toenails toenails in a bush;
I wish it were twenty, that I wish,
so people would stare as I walked by,
and I'd shoot my ten extra toenails in their eyes.
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Oh the whales,
the whales,
doomed to a life
of no toenails.
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I wonder if people in
Holland have toenails,
being that walking on the windmill
will occasionally rip them off.
It being windy.
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Instead of a lake of fire
and brimstone God should have
sent toenails and taco shells.
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I run my fingers over her icy bark,
pressing my hands hard and sweaty
around her heavy circumference.
I feel the oneness between this
old soul and mine.
For this tree is a stump, and
now she is my chopping block.
LTO
He licks the sidewalk leaving
a trail of tongue skin.
Much like Mr. Snail's slime,
but less slimy.
Ryan
Deep down into the dark black
cavern, lined with hair
and mucus, 'til the space is
filled and then to return to
the nasal master.
Plastic Wooly Mammoth
Plastic wooly mammoth from
the Washington Zoo,
ten dollars is too much to spend on you,
'cause I'm a cheap jew.
C4
Short tempered plastic you get
me lots of money
'cause you blow up bank safes.
Thank you.
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Angry angry sheep all I
did was shear you and eat you
so please don't chop me up into
human chops and use my hair
for sheep kilts.
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Twin fish, what a mystery
since they've all looked the same throughout history
and oh yeah they were long and pointed.
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Fish should not use pillows
'cause they get soggy in
the ocean (like a thing that
goes inny-outty).
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I sometimes wonder if
fish corpses get hard like
people corpses being in the
water and all.
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To pick Rice Krispies Treats from my eyes,
which have crusted like old spaghetti
is the perfect way to start
the morning.
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The sun rises and also sets,
but this morning she will only rise.
So I grab on and let her lift me
up along her journey.
But I don't look down 'cause
ninety-three million miles is a long way to
fall.
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The cold hard steel of my alarm
pierces the eardrum like a cannonball.
I try to rise to
cease the assault,
but swallowing a cow would be easier.
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In the mud is dirt and water
and on the beach is sand and sea;
from the fire is light and heat,
and in the heavens are you and me.
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The duck quacked to attention
as the bullfrog ruffled his feathers,
and the owl cried, "Hoo" and the duck cried
'cause the owl scared him.
The bears cried too,
and the hunters heard them
so they shot them all dead.
Winter Sidewalk
The icy cold cement like fire burns
my butt to numbness.
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